MysticAxolotl's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[How To Get Beat Up (With Ease)]

This tutorial changed my life. I was a lonely nobody before. No one wanted to make friends with me, my dad left to get this thing called "milk", my mom died of skill issue, and my siblings all said "lol cya". I was living on the streets, just barely getting by, when suddenly someone tossed me their old phone. This glorious site called Newgrounds, created by Tom Fulp in 1999, was the first thing I saw on there. Immediately, I clicked on this tutorial. Something about it just drew me in. Maybe it was the icon? Maybe it was the name? Anyway, I played the tutorial and knew what I must do. I used this tool called Google to find the Vampires song. I went to Times Square (I don't know how I ended up there) and hacked into the Public Address system. I connected my phone to the Public Address system and began to play the song. It blasted through the PA, and suddenly everyone ran towards me. Their hands were all clenched in fists. They made it to me and started beating me up. As I'm writing this they currently have me pinned down and are hitting my ribcage with a metal bar. Thank you so much for changing my life.

aepuns responds:

i am glad you had so much success with our tutorial! great job hacking into the PA!!! nice touch

[TRIPLEBARREL, (false) ENDING]

It’s really really painful that the original TNE is gone forever, especially because of why it was made in the first place. Hugely disrespectful...

Edit: you're such a child :P . Let me remind you that the whole reason TNE was made was for the Geometry Dash level called Save As. Why is deleting a song for a Geometry Dash level disrespectful? Well, the whole point of Save As was to bring awareness for Alzheimer's and Dementia. Idc how you feel about Geometry Dash, PAHC (the creator of Save As) was trying to do something special and meaningful. Also, no. TNE ISN'T gone forever. Nothing on the internet is. It's just slightly harder to use in GD now.

triplebarrel responds:

>hugely disrespectful

whatever you say lmao

[Aether]

I swear I heard a discord ping in the predrop...

Geoplex responds:

I was gonna say dang, this song was before Discord was a thing. But turns out Discord was launched in May 2015. That said, there's definitely no Discord noises in it. I don't think I learned what Discord was until 2018.

[this is the beat]

This is as lofi as lofi gets

Xorberax responds:

Yes

[Iron God: Sakupen Hell Yes RMX]

This is SO GOOD! I love the slow buildup, it's so unique-sounding!

mr-jazzman responds:

Thank you!